Join the Campaign to Make the Kazoo the national instrument!

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One small note for kazooists,
one joyous noise for humankind.

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Keep America Humming!

Seven score and fifteen years or so ago (in the 1840s) our forefathers invented in America a new instrument, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that anyone who can talk, sing, or hum can kazoo. Vote “Yay!” for the red and blue kazoo that can be played by all, justly taking liberties, and without consequences for anyone. Here is the perfect opportunity for red and blue states to act in concert to agree on the one issue that matters to none.
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Red and Blue Kazoo Campaign Talking Points

Attributes for nationalization of the kazoo:

1. It’s an American invention.
2. Kazoos are colorful, without being color dependent.
3. Affordable for all and a great leveler, giving everyone an equal chance to maximize the minimal.
4. Kazoo is the instrument of the common people. After all, it’s nothing if not common.
5. No kazooist is left behind, unless they make a wrong turn and lose the band.
6. This most democratic of instruments allows equal opportunity kazooing for everyone, regardless of musical ability, political allegiance, ethnic choice, gender, species, or other special interests.  The uni-tone or arbitrary pitch kazooist is every bit as welcome in the kazoo ensemble as the musical maestro, making up in enthusiasm what he/she may lack in musicianship.
7. Membership requirements for spontaneous groups are non-exclusionary, generally dependant on the number of armed kazooists rounded up. 
8. One nation of kazooists, taking liberties, has few consequences for all!

World Unification Campaign

First America, then the world! Broaden your range and band together internationally. Kazooing knows no boundaries and voices can be raised worldwide in no languages whatsoever. The Dutch, the English, and the Canadians are already kazooing their part—the Finns, the Chinese, the Japanese, and the Russians are all making themselves heard. Kazoodaphiles unite!

The world must be made safe from Kazooists.

It is time for the American sitting Congress to stand behind us and support the issue to make the kazoo the national instrument to keep America humming!

To raise your voice in favor of the kazoo, don’t call us -- Contact your Senator or Congressperson. Snailmail or fax is the best way to reach them. Body of the text should be a request to “Please sponsor or support a bill to make the kazoo (an American invention) the national instrument to keep America humming!”

To assist the Kazoo Campaign, complete and send this letter to express your view to elected officials. If you don ’t know the address of the elected official you would like to send this letter to, look on the internet or ask your librarian.

To raise your voice in favor of the kazoo, don’t call us -- Contact your Senator or Congressperson. Snailmail or fax is the best way to reach them. Body of the text should be a request to “Please sponsor or support a bill to make the kazoo (an American invention) the national instrument to keep America humming!